Paris Hilton was there recording her album when we were recording. She’s always had these amazing cars, and I was very jealous. She ate Dave’s birthday cake. It was Dave’s birthday, and he got this cake, and he walks into the lounge and she was eating it, just looking at him. He’s like ‘Hello.That’s My crappy Vegan birthday cake. ‘
me: I'm pretty sure I would marry every single Avenger.
obnoxious friend: Black Widow is an Avenger.
me: Did I fucking stutter?